One for the Money kindle ç eBook 9780312362089 Á Janet Evanovich

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One for the Money kindle ç eBook 9780312362089 Á Janet Evanovich Á You've lost your job as a department store lingerie buyer your car's been repossessed and most of your furniture and small appliances have been sold off to pay last month's rent Now the rent is due again And you live in New Jersey What do You've lost your job as a department store lingerie buyer your car's been repossessed and most of your furniture and small appliances have been sold off to pay last month's rent Now the rent is due again And you live in New Jersey What do you doIf you're Stephanie Plum you become a bounty It’s Gender Reversal Day here on Goodreads as I review One for the Money So Samuel Plum is an underwear buyer for a retail store who has recently lost his job Desperate for cash he blackmails his pervert cousin who runs a bail bonds agency into letting him go after a cop named Jane Morellie who was accused of murder and then skipped There may be a personal revenge motive for Samuel in this because Jane is the girl who seduced him and took his virginity in high school Since she never called him again Samuel felt justified in running her over with a car and breaking her leg shortly after that Now Jane is worth 10000 Even though he has absolutely no experience or training in law enforcement or as a bounty hunter Samuel decides he’s going to capture her He almost immediately stumbles across Jane who basically laughs at him and walks away So Samuel gets a pistol he doesn’t know how to use or even load He also allows his senile grandfather to get a hold of the gun because who doesn’t love it when the elderly start waving handguns around in a room full of family membersSamuel’s inexperience uickly gets him into trouble after he gets assaulted by a female boxer who tries to rape him Rather than pull his gun on the boxer he panics and hits her with his man purse Things get even worse as Jane repeatedly shows up to humiliate him and then get away again Samuel also gets another person shot when a fugitive takes away his man purse with the gun while Samuel just stands there and allows it to happen Plus Samuel’s failure to report the boxer to the police for the attack on him because he doesn’t want to look weak allows two innocent people to be brutally raped and assaultedSamuel is obviously a moron who has no business running around with a gun and hand cuffs He also seems to be criminally negligent and he probably should have been in prison already for running over a sex partner He also steals Jane’s car when he gets tired of driving his own piece of shit so even though he’s supposedly on the side of law and order he’s guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and grand theft auto Samuel is such a nitwit that I have no idea how I’m supposed to relate or sympathize with him If this was some kind of comic farce then I could see how a loser getting humiliated by the fugitives he’s supposed to be chasing would be funny but that kind of goes out the window with the psychotic rapist boxer thing and people getting shot due to Samuel’s utter failure as a bounty hunterIn conclusion I’ll say that Samuel Plum is a fucktarded asshat who should be beaten withOh wait Gender Reversal Day was yesterday And it’s Stephanie Plum not Samuel Oh I guess in that case she’s just a spunky heroine and her vehicular assault on a former lover overall gross incompetence and insistence on trying to do a job she has no training or ualifications for is just another example of womanly independence Girl PowerNow Stephanie if you’d just step into this dark alley there’s a few ladies who’d like a word with you Oh don’t worry it’s just FBI Special Agent Clarice Starling US Marshal Karen Sisco Ree Dolly from the Ozarks and Lisbeth Salander from Sweden They’d like to have a little talk regarding what you’ve done to the image of female heroes in crime fiction

doc ↠ One for the Money ↠ Janet Evanovich

Hunter But not just a nickel and dime bounty hunter; you go after the big money That means a cop gone bad And not just any cop She goes after Joe Morelli a disgraced former vice cop who is also the man who took Stephanie's virginity at age 16 and then wrote details on a bathroom wall With Dribble dribble dribble To amuse myself I compiled a top 5 list of things from this book that any future bookclubs book shouldn't include1 a herioine who regularly wears spandex shorts I see it was wrote in 1994 stillthat was past the 80'sno excuses2 the term crotch wrinkles Used in a sentence By five o'clock I was feeling antsy and my rayon skirt had serious crotch wrinkles3 a scene where a man masturbates on Ms Plum's door or any woman's door4 the term boinked especially if it is used multiple times through out the book5 sexual references regarding a cousin and a duck and using these as blackmail for the record any person and a duck shouldn't be allowed regardless of blackmailr

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One for the MoneyPride and rent money on the line Plum plunges headlong into her first case one that pits her against ruthless adversaries people who'd rather kill than loseIn Stephanie Plum Evanovich has created a resourceful and humorous character who stands apart from the pack of gritty female detective Funny and light hearted book with a likeable heroine who never loses track of her goal to earn 10000 dollars as a bounty hunter Too bad it´s an old ex lover she has to find but then she still has a bone to pick with himThis first book in the series made me jump outright on the Stephanie Plum bandwagon and I prepare myself for an enjoyable ride