epub Ë Torment author Lauren Kate æ Hardcover read ¼ lauren kate

epub Torment author Lauren Kate

epub Ë Torment author Lauren Kate æ Hardcover read ¼ lauren kate â Hell on earthThat’s what it’s like for Luce to be apart from her fallen angel boyfriend Daniel It took them an eternity to find one another but now he has told her he must go away Just long enough to hunt down the OutcastsIll Luce Daniel hides Luce at Shoreline a school on the rocky California coast with unusually gifted students Nephilim the offspring of fallen angels and humansAt Shoreline Luce learns what the Shadows are and how she can use them as windows to her p Never has a book been so aptly titled Reading this book was a kind of torment and I don't say that solely because I was stuck in an airport for an ungodly number of hours with only this ass book as company The only fitting title would maybe be something like Shit SandwichIt's a special talent to write a seuel that makes me long for its extremely implausible poorly written predecessor And yet here we are Shit Sandwich Torment picks up where Fallen left off Luce is being whisked away after the Epic Showdown of Angels and Demons Which Takes Place Outside While Our Brainless Heroine Is Tied to an Altar for Sacrifice She feels guilty that the people she loves continue to DIE HORRIBLY two random boys spontaneously combust; her one nice friend gets her throat slit by the extremely sketchy librarian cum member of some obscure sect of fuck I don't know if they're good or evil because anyone wanting Luce dead can't be all bad Edward Edwardiel Daniel Luce's Hot Piece of Fallen Angel has conferred with various other who the fuck cares people andor celestialformerly celestial beings and decided the safest place for Luce is a large glass jar with a bunch of breathing holes punched into the metal lid an exclusive boarding school somewhere in California ETA It's San Francisco Kate describes the Golden Gate Bridge as candy apple red This tells me one of three things 1 Lauren Kate has never been to San Francisco 2 Lauren Kate has never seen a candy apple or 3 Lauren Kate is colorblind Luce's parents and one non dead friend are to believe she is still at her reform school Apparently lots of otherworldly beings everywhere want Luce dead and honestly I don't blame them If ever a girl was asking for being killed for sheer stupidity it is Luce Anyway Daniel tells Luce she'll be safe at this school that maybe she'll learn a thing or two and that it is VERY IMPORTANT that she not leave the campus Now if my one reform school friend had just been murdered and I'd just discovered I died and was reincarnated every seventeen years but because I hadn't been baptized in this lifetime I'd just die this time around and the entire universe's fate depended on what happened with me I would maybe think that PERHAPS A LOT OF THINGS OUT THERE WERE TRYING TO KILL ME If my broody angel boyfriend told me I'd be safe as long as I stayed on campus I'd maybe take him seriouslyHere are some things I wouldn't do If I'm explicitly told I should not let anyone know where I really am or use my teacher's borrowed cell phone to contact anyone who doesn't know what's going on I immediately text my vapid friend from my first elite boarding school the one where I accidentally set a boy on fire or something If I received a nondescript note supposedly from my angel boyfriend for all time telling me to meet him at some obscure location by taking a seedy bus when hello he's an ANGEL WITH WINGS AND CAN FLY AND ALSO HE TOLD ME NOT TO LEAVE THE CAMPUS I of course automatically assume the note is legit and immediately sneak off campus to meet him If I were to sneak off campus anyway and see Cam the demon guy I used to think was cute but now don't trust because he's ZOMG a demon and he saves my life from one of the Outcasts a bunch of blind fallen angels side note it is at this point I realize that the Fallen uadrilogy is basically a giant version of the film The Warriors I would look upon him unfavorably and fight him all the way back to campus as he's trying to you know get me back to safety After my fallen angel boyfriend reminds me AGAIN how I shouldn't leave campus as if the attempt on my life the last time I left campus weren't enough to be SCARED STRAIGHT I'd immediately go on a yachting adventure the next weekend Where there is another attempt on my life During said attempt on my life where Alice Cullen someone who looks like Luce is pulled overboard and dragged underwater several times I immediately leap into the water and let go of the life preserver because only I KNOW HOW TO SWIM IT IS MY ONE SKILL I SWIIIIIIIM And also because of course there's no way the powerful demon on board could save her If my snooty boarding school teachers who teach special classes for the Nephilim on this later told me not to fuck around with the Announcers the strange shadows that have plagued Luce her whole life I would go to the woods right after class and fuck around with the Announcers After my angeldemon teacher duo says after figuring out I have been fucking around with the Announcers in no uncertain terms that we really really REALLY are not to fuck around with the Announcers I fuck around some with the Announcers involving my roommate and this new boy Miles whose name anagrams to SLIME When I fuck around with the Announcers I see a glimpse of a former life and parents who might still be alive I leave campus AGAIN with my roommate to go stalk them Through another fucking around with Announcers I see someone else from a past life in Vegas I get Miles and roommate to open a portal and travel by Announcer wtf? to Vegas Which in case you did not know is also OFF CAMPUS Even though I overhear the demons and angels talking about a truce when I see an Announcer show Daniel and Cam working together I decide Daniel must be EEEEVILLLLLL When all the Outcasts show up at my house and the angels and demons are all fighting outside and tell me to stay safe inside the house I definitely run outside and put myself in the line of danger When the Outcast threatens a cute boy I offer myself up instead of him After many warnings about walking into Announcers without proper training or checking I leap into an Announcer at the end of the book because I just can't handle the pressureYeah I wouldn't do any of those thingsSo Luce has managed to become even stupider in this book than she was in the first Great job Are Luce and Daniel as unlikable as ever? HELLS YEAH Every single interaction between the two can be summed up as follows1 Daniel shows up surprising Luce2 Luce thinks about how hot he is3 Daniel kisses her4 Luce loses herself in the hottttness of the kissing and his rippling muscles5 Daniel says something stupid about her hair or chastises her for leaving campus and endangering not only herself but the entire universe6 Luce thinks OMG WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON AND HE IS SO CONTROLLING AND BEING A WOMAN MEANS I GET TO MAKE CHOICES FUCKING STUPID

mobi ð Torment author Lauren Kate ✓ Lauren Kate

Hell on earthThat’s what it’s like for Luce to be apart from her fallen angel boyfriend Daniel It took them an eternity to find one another but now he has told her he must go away Just long enough to hunt down the Outcasts immortals who want to k SPOILER WARNING As in if you thought you were in for a good read this will spoil itAlso SWEAR WARNING because I just can't get through this review without swearing I need some releaseI have had to take a break from my reading of Torment to get this off my chest I hated Fallen Everything about it was incredibly one dimensional and at the end I felt like I still knew nothing none of the big uestions had been answered Like I was reading blind folded was out of the loop and nothing was resolved Ok I thought so maybe you are supposed to feel that way because Luce does Now before I started reading Torment a year had passed the anger had subsided and I was ready to forgive Kate; naively thinking that the seuel would be a satisfying ride I was wrongIn Torment none of this changes it just gets worseThis book made me want to hurl it across the room on many occasions1 Every time TSTL To Stupid To Live Luce goes against every single warning anyone ‘in the know’ gives her and puts herself in danger over and over again; and2 Every time Luce asks someone a uestion we are dying to find out we get a vague sliver of information only to have an ACTUAL ANSWER bafflingly snatched away from us Here are some glaring examples it usually goes a little something like thisa Luce “Daniel you aren’t letting me in the whole reason I am TSTL is because you don’t tell me anything so I don’t know what I’m supposed to be afraid of”“Mmmmm” Daniel nodded stared moodily into the distance but did not tell her anythingb Arriane “Oh wait til I tell you the whole juicy story of the fall it is the best thing since sliced bread This story will be the ride of your lives Your heads will explode when I tell it to you Are you ready? Ok it all started when — Oh Wait sorry I have to go fight someone now Raincheck” PS She never finishes this apparently mind blowing story Now that is just plain rudec Luce to Basically Everyone “I wouldn’t keep putting myself in danger every chapter if someone would PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON”Basically Everyone “Well if you aren’t psychic then we aren’t going to help you figure it out Now let’s change the subject”Yes would someone please tell us The bit on the balcony where Luce thinks her and Daniel are finally having a mature conversation only to have him go mysterious and cryptic than ever before I literally wanted to punch him in the face Actually that goes for every single time he appears I don't care how glorious or blonde he is The guy is a COMPLETE DOUCHE BAGI have never been frustrated by a book or book series in my lifeIt is like Lauren Kate thinks she is upping the suspense if every single crucial piece of information is dangled just beyond our noses but never given forcing us to read until the end in the vain hope of getting some answers And in the case of Fallen getting to the end and finding out that we would have to wait A WHOLE NOTHER YEAR until she could torture us with the proverbial carrot againThe woman is evil Now I have not uite finished Torment and I cannot stop reading now But if that bitch ends on the same note as Fallen which I know is a distinct possibility because there is another book after this one I refuse to buy one of her books EVER AGAINWill continue reading Stay tunedOk so I just finished torment You must think me as dense as Luce because lo and behold she left us on another frickin cliff hanger of crucial information WHY??? Why does she have to use this as a tool to force us to buy her next book??? Why can’t it just be the anticipation of another exhilarating well written adventure and spending time with the hero and heroine the reader has fallen in love with? Oh wait that’s because if I have to spend one moment with these Idiotic characters I will throw a starshot at both of them and save everyone the hassleSo the big final carrots that she dangles in front of us in the last chapter are Luce is some kind of a big deal from the outcasts “we need retribution” “I will yield to you” and “we need to trade you to get into heaven” Luce is an angel or other heavenly being Daniel’s fear of her being hit by a starshot when humans can’t be killed by them and his guilty gaze when she thought it couldn’t hurt herNow the thing I hated about the prologue the most was the whole “Shelly had a crush on me but I never reciprocated” Was that supposed to be our only “OH” moment at the end? PATHETIC Like making us believe there was a miniscule chance he had been unfaithful to his eternal ly stupid love was the biggest reveal in the story?? That was it? That was what I waited the whole frickin book for? For fuck’s sakeSo anyway what I am thinking is that the big “OH” moment in Kate’s next book Passion will that Luce is actually Lucifer? But since I refuse to read one grating word of Lauren Kate’s you will have to fill me in

Lauren Kate ✓ Torment author Lauren Kate reader

Torment author Lauren KaRevious lives Yet the Luce learns the she suspects that Daniel hasn’t told her everything He’s hiding something something dangerous What if Daniel’s version of the past isn’t actually true? What if Luce is really meant to be with someone else Dear Ms KateI Don't Like FallenI don't like this series; i don't like the characters the development of the story the secret life of Lucinda Price the archangels mainly all the angels from your story the Outcasts the heavenly never ending war between good and badI just don't like your piece of shit story However i do keep reading this series Why? Because i have a need for badly written made by brainless authors YA fiction and stupid non feminists Therefor this will not be a happy rating Deal with itI will get straight to the point starting with the things that bothered me most Why won't you tell us about Lucindas past What on earth could be so dramatically that Daniel simply can't tell without Lucinda busting into flames?Also excuse me my language but fuck Daniel Having constipation is interesting than reading about his life and feelings and wanting to protect his Luce from eternal danger This gets old uickSeriously Kate give us some feministic domination here Why does so many authors underestimate the power of a good butt kicking heroine?Why does Lucinda has to be kept safe all the time Why is Daniel overprotective? No heaven forbid that anything should happen to Lucinda arrogant bitch Price because they have crossed paths since forever and since she has used up your uota of rebirths things seem kinda blackLucinda is an annoying part of the books No wait she is the most annoying thing in the books Her arrogance and self indulgence is raw annoying She meet her roommate Shelby in chapter two and after eight minutes in her company she could conclude that she 'seemed annoying' Just because she wasn't a member of the Lucinda Price fanclub The bad mythology is but one thing of the list Where did you do your research Kate? Come on you can do betterSome things in the book bothered meFirst things first Lucinda Price's meeting with Cam at Noyo Point The whole part was a joke She said she'd falled for his lies too many times WHUUUT? When did Cam ever lie to you? Yeah he didn't tell you he was an angel but do you know what? DANIEL DIDN'T EITHER Oh now we're at Daniel part Daniel doesn't think that Luce would wish she could have said that she didn't thought it but she wasn't sure if that was what she was feelingLuce WE DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHAT DANIEL THINKS GOT IT? maybe Daniel had talk to her like that once but she was sure that she'd never tolerated itNo definitely not you hypocritical piece of bad heroineAnother thing that bothered me was; Why the heck is Lucinda Price famous at Shoreline?That's like taking an old moldy pie and add a smelly cup of milk; It's just gross and definitely not something somebody would like to have So this makes me wonder; Why did you serve that pie for your readers? Do you hate them?Making Luce famous on Shoreline was a bad trick Making everybody confident with the LuceDaniel relationship was even worse Why did you try to make Luce a celebrity? Cause by doing that you have made your 'heroine' act even worse Congratulations; You must be proudOh and Kate?Before i tear this book apart i just wanna tell you something;In the heavenly eternal fight between good and evil only two sites are available That means you can't tell us that the Outcast were something in between THAT IS SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLEI think i know why this book is called Torment because it was tormenting to finish this