reader Ý Halo AUTHOR Alexandra Adornetto ✓ 485 pages ☆ Alexandra Adornetto

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reader Ý Halo AUTHOR Alexandra Adornetto ✓ 485 pages ☆ Alexandra Adornetto ☆ An angel is sent to Earth on a missionBut falling in love is not part of the planThree angels – Gabriel the warrior; Ivy the healer; and Bethany the youngest and most human – are sent by Heaven to bInfluence of darkness They work hard to conceal their luminous glow superhuman powers and most dangerous of all their wings all the while avoiding all human attachmentsThen Bethany meets Xavier Woods and neither of them is able to resist t Honestly I think when I read this book my brain cells died a little bit First of all Bethany is a total idiot and is so clueless that I don't know how she even remembered to breathe when she woke up every morning Bethany wakes up in the morning and starts turning blue and thinks ohhhh what am I supposed to do? It's really important Me yes Die Bethany die Bethany body begins to spasm as it's deprived of air it's on the tip of my tongue Me No you don't It's all a dream; you don't need anythingBethany Oh yeah I remember Breatheor whatever body takes a huge racking breathMe Awwww dammitThat's not even an over exaggeration people; this is one idiot narrator She doesn't even know what freaking toothpaste is for or how to even brush her teeth And her boyfriend has to remind her to drink water because she can't possibly remember that herself Then to add insult to injury every other page she gets those cramps in her chest whenever she's far away from her hubby You know what those pains really are Bethany? I'm not really sorry to inform you but those pains in your chest are than likely mini heart attacks that will lead to one major one that ends your pathetic life So you should probably go to the hospital tomorrow as long as you remember to breathe next morning and don't die that way first Please just die And what the hell pun half intended is up with the name Bethany? Even her lust love interest Xavier has a angelic name than she does I honestly don't think it's that hard to come up with a angelic name than that anything than that It took me about two seconds to go online type angelic names and find these names of some actual female angels although some debate whether female angels exist but just for argument's sake lets assume that there is1 Anahita2 Anauel3 Ananchel4 Barbelo5 Bath Kol6 GazardielWasn't that easy folksNow I understand that if you enrolled into a normal 21st century school with a name like Bath Kol Barbelo or Anahita that you would be given many stares and probably wouldn't be best if you're trying to stay under the radar gag and change it to a common name like Bethany Sadly Bethany never says she has a different name and that's what she was given by God so obviously Adornetto didn't have the foresight to think that up I guess the poor guy upstairs has just been around too long to care about what he names his angels who just aren't that important anyways right?GahWhile we're talking about upstairs may I just say that Adornetto failed in describing it and the angels who I guess floated around up there From what I've read in the Bible whenever people meet angels and see their true forms they are completely totally and utterly terrified and the angels have to calm them down The way Adornetto describes them as big floating balls of light or essence or whatever isn't exactly terrifying If an angel came down from heaven whose name was Bert and said do not be afraid as a big ball of light I'd probably snigger and then one of my younger cousins would think it's a huge firefly and trap it in a jar Then I'd have to tell the poor fella to let Bert go because he has important angelic things to do like watch himself glowHey guys Bert's back to playComing back to how she described Heaven I guess you could say like the lack of description Yay a lot of puffy clouds so it must be Heaven Her description of it reminds me of my little sister We have a town near us that ends in haven but my sister being only five thought it said heaven so whenever we got close to the sign of it on the highway she'd go are we in heaven yet? Now we'd all say awwww because it was freaking adorable but we know it's wrong That's how it is with Adornetto; it's kind of cute that she tried not even nearly as adorable as my sister but she just missed the mark By a mile See even the puppy agrees with me It's just a no Adornetto You can't argue with the cuteWhile we're still on the topic of Adornetto's heaven I'd honestly be pretty scared if Bethany was my guide to Heaven since that's what she describes her job as She'd probably pick up my little ball of light and let it slip through her fingers and I'd fall back through clouds That's probably why she got sent down to Earth to find all of the little balls of light that she dropped the klutzYeah I kind of hate this chick Since we're on the whole mission subject there's one big thing that I don't understand why on Heaven and hell and Earth above would God send one of the highest Archangels Gabriel to a sleepy little costal town when according to them this is only a slightly important place and there are much bigger battles being fought around the world? Throughout history there is one main constant during war you send your best men to the most important spots of battle because the big battles like Normandy Gettysburg Stalingrad and so on are the fights that can be the turning point of the war You just do not send someone with the strength like Gabriel supposedly has to somewhere like that And he didn't even do anything He just learned to be a human How does learning to be a human have anything to do with saving the world from darkness exactly I mean if that's all it took I could just learn to slither around like a snake be high and mighty like a cat totally ignorant to the what's going on around like a dog and become the President of the United States Oh wait But anywaysthat's not good battle strategy and shows what little sense that Adornetto has I take that back; she has no sense at all Another proof of her having no sense is the whole stinking ending I mean wow howzomg amazing Their lurve is so high for each other that it burns so bright through Bethany that it saves the day She couldn't have done it without him who is supposedly a normal human and she obviously couldn't escape the bonds herself because only twu lurve conuers allexcuse me while I go throw up all of that garbageOkay Bethany is all weak for a little while because of her new human body because balls of light are so strong too but you can only use that excuse for so long and by the time she's kidnapped I think she should have at least been able to break out of them herself Sadly that's not what happened because according to Adornetto that would make Bethany seem too strong and girls aren't able to do anything not even think without a big capable guy like Xavier by her side That's too much feminism for her Not even Gabriel could have done it who is higher up in the ladder in Heaven than Jake Thorn is in Hell only Xavier could our loser hewo It just annoyed me so badly I think I screamed when it was over out of sheer frustrationThis uote from the synopsis really bothered me especially one specific part They must work hard to conceal their luminous glow superhuman powers and most dangerous of all their wings all the while avoiding all human attachmentsCan you guess it?If you guessed luminous glow you're right I un

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An angel is sent to Earth on a missionBut falling in love is not part of the planThree angels – Gabriel the warrior; Ivy the healer; and Bethany the youngest and most human – are sent by Heaven to bring good to a world falling under the WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN??? This has to be one of the WORST books ever written Everything in this book annoyed me It was terrible in every way badly thought out plot hypocritically religious with really and I mean really shallow characters Did I mention it is was a hypocritical book? Can I emphasis on hypocritical? I'm not even a Catholic But this book it just ARGGHHHIt is so frustrating I cannot describe it in words To be honest it was the Catholic's version of Twilight I felt like the author copy and pasted Twilight than changed everyone's nameCheesy love stupid damsel in distress unrealistic boyfriend and an awkward projection of God? and purgatoryheavenhell?Its gets on my nerves that the author started writing this book with a strange and rigidly religious sense and at the same time be so SO narrow minded about everything Her religious viewsobserved through her book are based off artificial foundations Hey hate to break it to you Adornetto but life is not based on how good looking you areThe characters are all shallowso so shallow It makes me sad I didn't even bother to learn the name of any of the characters My first impression of the book after the 2nd chapter? I can't believe this was published GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST WRITING THIS REVIEW IS GETTING ME WORKED UPIf I ever get the chance I'm going to shove Alexandra Adornetto into a hole and cement it shut so that she will never again make garbage Sigh I'm not even a religious personOH I'm also pretty sure an angel would be sent to an improvished town and help the poor All the main character does is go to a private prep school and walk down the beach to eyeball hot guys I mean I don't find anything wrong at staring at hot guys HECK I do it all the time But the main character is a freaking ANGEL AN ANGEL Doesn't she have angel duties to attend to? Like I dunno help humanity? Save a hobo? Feed starving children??? Instead of going to a private school for the wealthy and date really rich kids Why are you attending a rich private school where people can feed themselves?? In the book why are an Angel's only capable ability is charity work and community service? I mean really I am 100% positive angels are NOT that lame As a simple observation I also noticed that this book was aimed towards white people Maybe because I am not a white person Asian and proud I feel obligated to point out that everyone in the story was WHITE All the angels the boyfriend any relevant character was white Maybe the author thinks that god is white isn't religion open for every race? I felt like the book had a double meaning for white supremacyI see white people It was a dry hard to read un refreshing love story mixed in with hypocritical religious viewsThe only redeeming uality of this book was the front of it But like the old saying never trust a book by it's cover Halo might of had a pretty cover but DAYUM Everything inside is vile putrid Twilight wannabe In conclusionI HATED every single thing in this book with a passion that burns like a thousand suns After I read it I wanted to wash out my eyes with lemon juice and toilet water I don't recommend it Save your time and read something else DO NOT READ

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Halo AUTHOR Alexandra AdornetHe attraction between them Gabriel and Ivy do everything in their power to intervene but the bond between Xavier and Bethany seems too strongThe angel’s mission is urgent and dark forces are threatening Will love ruin Bethany or save her? My GOD how could anyone possibly finish this piece of crap? xx I gave up after several chapters because it was just so bad Not even the funny kind of bad Just plain bad It took a while for my brain cells to heal fullyI'll continue this book once giant unicorns poop out chocolate flavored rainbows from the sky while wearing tutus and singing Born This Way